The Cookies Are Ready When the Baby Stops Screaming

A Christmas Ballad by Charles Dickens

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The post-obit was written by Charles Dickens and originally published in 1843.

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Marley's Ghost — Role 2

At length the hr of shutting up the counting- business firm arrived. With an ill-will Scrooge dismounted from his stool, and tacitly admitted the fact to the expectant clerk in the Tank, who instantly snuffed his candle out, and put on his hat.

'Yous'll want all twenty-four hours to-morrow, I suppose?' said Scrooge.

'If quite user-friendly, sir.'

'It's non convenient,' said Scrooge, 'and it's non off-white. If I was to end one-half-a-crown for it, you lot'd think yourself ill- used, I'll be bound?'

The clerk smiled faintly.

'And yet,' said Scrooge, 'you don't remember me sick-used, when I pay a twenty-four hour period's wages for no piece of work.'

The clerk observed that it was simply once a year.

'A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every twenty-5th of December!' said Scrooge, buttoning his great-coat to the mentum. 'But I suppose y'all must take the whole day. Be hither all the earlier next forenoon.'

The clerk promised that he would; and Scrooge walked out with a growl. The function was closed in a twinkling, and the clerk, with the long ends of his white comforter dangling beneath his waist (for he boasted no neat-coat), went downwards a slide on Cornhill, at the cease of a lane of boys, twenty times, in honour of its existence Christmas Eve, and then ran home to Camden Town every bit hard as he could pelt, to play at blindman's-buff.

Scrooge took his melancholy dinner in his usual melancholy tavern; and having read all the newspapers, and beguiled the residue of the evening with his banker's- book, went home to bed. He lived in chambers which had once belonged to his deceased partner. They were a gloomy suite of rooms, in a lowering pile of building upwardly a yard, where it had so piddling business to exist, that one could scarcely assistance fancying it must have run there when it was a young business firm, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses, and forgotten the way out over again. It was old enough now, and dreary enough, for nobody lived in it but Scrooge, the other rooms beingness all let out as offices. The 1000 was then night that even Scrooge, who knew its every stone, was fain to grope with his hands. The fog and frost so hung nigh the black old gateway of the house, that it seemed as if the Genius of the Weather sat in mournful meditation on the threshold.

Now, it is a fact, that there was nothing at all particular most the knocker on the door, except that it was very large. It is besides a fact, that Scrooge had seen information technology, nighttime and morning, during his whole residence in that place; besides that Scrooge had as little of what is chosen fancy about him equally any man in the urban center of London, fifty-fifty including — which is a bold word — the corporation, aldermen, and livery. Let it also be borne in mind that Scrooge had not bestowed one thought on Marley, since his last mention of his seven years' dead partner that afternoon. And and so allow whatsoever man explain to me, if he can, how it happened that Scrooge, having his central in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker, without its undergoing whatsoever intermediate procedure of modify — non a knocker, but Marley's face.

Marley's face up. Information technology was non in impenetrable shadow as the other objects in the thou were, simply had a dismal calorie-free most information technology, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar. It was non angry or ferocious, but looked at Scrooge as Marley used to look: with ghostly spectacles turned up on its ghostly forehead. The pilus was curiously stirred, as if past jiff or hot air; and, though the optics were wide open, they were perfectly motionless. That, and its livid colour, made it horrible; but its horror seemed to be in spite of the face and beyond its command, rather than a part or its own expression.

Equally Scrooge looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it was a knocker again.

To say that he was not startled, or that his blood was not witting of a terrible sensation to which information technology had been a stranger from infancy, would be untrue. Simply he put his hand upon the cardinal he had relinquished, turned it sturdily, walked in, and lighted his candle.

He did intermission, with a moment's irresolution, before he shut the door; and he did expect cautiously behind it outset, as if he half-expected to be terrified with the sight of Marley's pigtail sticking out into the hall. But at that place was nothing on the back of the door, except the screws and nuts that held the knocker on, then he said 'Pooh, pooh!' and closed it with a bang.

The sound resounded through the house like thunder. Every room higher up, and every cask in the vino-merchant's cellars below, appeared to take a separate peal of echoes of its ain. Scrooge was not a human being to be frightened by echoes. He fastened the door, and walked across the hall, and upwards the stairs; slowly besides: trimming his candle every bit he went.

Yous may talk vaguely about driving a motorcoach-and-6 upward a expert sometime flight of stairs, or through a bad young Act of Parliament; but I hateful to say you might have got a hearse up that staircase, and taken it broadwise, with the splinter- bar towards the wall and the door towards the balustrades: and washed it easy. At that place was enough of width for that, and room to spare; which is peradventure the reason why Scrooge idea he saw a locomotive hearse going on before him in the gloom. Half a dozen gas-lamps out of the street wouldn't have lighted the entry as well well, so you lot may suppose that information technology was pretty night with Scrooge's dip.

Up Scrooge went, not caring a button for that. Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it. Merely before he shut his heavy door, he walked through his rooms to see that all was right. He had just plenty recollection of the face to want to practice that.

Sitting-room, sleeping accommodation, lumber-room. All as they should exist. Nobody under the table, nobody under the sofa; a minor burn down in the grate; spoon and basin set; and the little saucepan of gruel (Scrooge had a cold in his head) upon the hob. Nobody nether the bed; nobody in the closet; nobody in his dressing-gown, which was hanging upwards in a suspicious attitude confronting the wall. Lumber-room equally usual. Old fire-guards, one-time shoes, two fish-baskets, washing-stand on three legs, and a poker.

Quite satisfied, he closed his door, and locked himself in; double-locked himself in, which was non his custom. Thus secured confronting surprise, he took off his cravat; put on his dressing-gown and slippers, and his nightcap; and sat down earlier the fire to have his gruel.

It was a very depression fire indeed; nothing on such a bitter dark. He was obliged to sit down close to it, and brood over it, earlier he could excerpt the least awareness of warmth from such a handful of fuel. The fireplace was an old one, built by some Dutch merchant long agone, and paved all round with quaint Dutch tiles, designed to illustrate the Scriptures. There were Cains and Abels, Pharaohs' daughters; Queens of Sheba, Celestial messengers descending through the air on clouds like feather-beds, Abrahams, Belshazzars, Apostles putting off to sea in butter-boats, hundreds of figures to attract his thoughts — and even so that face of Marley, seven years dead, came like the ancient Prophet's rod, and swallowed upwardly the whole. If each smooth tile had been a blank at first, with ability to shape some flick on its surface from the disjointed fragments of his thoughts, there would have been a copy of quondam Marley'southward head on every one.

'Braggadocio!' said Scrooge; and walked across the room.

After several turns, he sat down again. Every bit he threw his head back in the chair, his glance happened to remainder upon a bell, a disused bong, that hung in the room, and communicated for some purpose now forgotten with a bedroom in the highest story of the edifice. It was with great astonishment, and with a strange, inexplicable dread, that every bit he looked, he saw this bong begin to swing. Information technology swung and then softly in the get-go that it scarcely made a audio; simply soon it rang out loudly, so did every bong in the business firm.

This might take lasted half a infinitesimal, or a minute, but it seemed an hr. The bells ceased every bit they had begun, together. They were succeeded past a clanking racket, deep down below; equally if some person were dragging a heavy concatenation over the casks in the wine merchant's cellar. Scrooge and then remembered to accept heard that ghosts in haunted houses were described as dragging bondage.

The cellar-door flew open up with a booming sound, and so he heard the dissonance much louder, on the floors below; so coming upwardly the stairs; then coming straight towards his door.

'It's humbug still!' said Scrooge. 'I won't believe it.'

His colour changed though, when, without a interruption, it came on through the heavy door, and passed into the room earlier his eyes. Upon its coming in, the dying flame leaped up, as though it cried 'I know him; Marley's Ghost!' and fell again.

The same face: the very same. Marley in his pigtail, usual waistcoat, tights and boots; the tassels on the latter bristling, similar his pigtail, and his coat-skirts, and the hair upon his head. The chain he drew was clasped about his centre. It was long, and wound about him like a tail; and it was fabricated (for Scrooge observed it closely) of cash- boxes, keys, padlocks, ledgers, deeds, and heavy purses wrought in steel. His body was transparent; and then that Scrooge, observing him, and looking through his waistcoat, could meet the ii buttons on his coat behind.

Scrooge had frequently heard it said that Marley had no bowels, only he had never believed it until now.

No, nor did he believe information technology even now. Though he looked the phantom through and through, and saw it continuing before him; though he felt the chilling influence of its expiry-common cold optics; and marked the very texture of the folded kerchief leap nearly its head and chin, which wrapper he had not observed before; he was still incredulous, and fought confronting his senses.

'How now!' said Scrooge, caustic and cold equally ever. 'What do you lot desire with me?'

'Much!' — Marley's phonation, no dubiety most it.

'Who are you?'

'Ask me who I was.'

'Who were y'all then?' said Scrooge, raising his vox.

'You're particular, for a shade.' He was going to say 'to a shade,' but substituted this, as more advisable.

'In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley.'

'Can you — tin can you sit down?' asked Scrooge, looking doubtfully at him.

'I can.'

'Practise information technology, then.'

Scrooge asked the question, because he didn't know whether a ghost so transparent might find himself in a condition to take a chair; and felt that in the event of its being impossible, it might involve the necessity of an embarrassing explanation. But the ghost sat down on the opposite side of the fireplace, as if he were quite used to information technology.

'Yous don't believe in me,' observed the Ghost.

'I don't.' said Scrooge.

'What evidence would you lot have of my reality across that of your senses?'

'I don't know,' said Scrooge. 'Why practice you doubt your senses?'

'Considering,' said Scrooge, 'a footling matter affects them. A slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheats. You may be an undigested chip of beef, a absorb of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There'due south more of gravy than of grave well-nigh you, any y'all are!'

Scrooge was non much in the addiction of keen jokes, nor did he experience, in his heart, by whatsoever means waggish then. The truth is, that he tried to be smart, every bit a ways of distracting his own attending, and keeping downwardly his terror; for the spectre's vocalism disturbed the very marrow in his bones.

To sit, staring at those stock-still glazed optics, in silence for a moment, would play, Scrooge felt, the very deuce with him. There was something very atrocious, too, in the spectre's existence provided with an infernal atmosphere of its own. Scrooge could non experience it himself, merely this was clearly the instance; for though the Ghost saturday perfectly motionless, its hair, and skirts, and tassels, were however agitated every bit by the hot vapour from an oven.

'You encounter this toothpick?' said Scrooge, returning quickly to the accuse, for the reason only assigned; and wishing, though information technology were simply for a second, to divert the vision's stony gaze from himself.

'I do,' replied the Ghost.

'Yous are not looking at it,' said Scrooge.

'But I encounter it,' said the Ghost, 'notwithstanding.'

'Well!' returned Scrooge, 'I accept but to swallow this, and exist for the balance of my days persecuted by a legion of goblins, all of my own cosmos. Humbug, I tell you! humbug!'

At this the spirit raised a frightful cry, and shook its chain with such a dismal and bloodcurdling noise, that Scrooge held on tight to his chair, to relieve himself from falling in a swoon. Merely how much greater was his horror, when the phantom taking off the bandage circular its caput, every bit if it were too warm to wear indoors, its lower jaw dropped down upon its breast!

Scrooge cruel upon his knees, and clasped his easily before his confront.

'Mercy!' he said. 'Dreadful apparition, why exercise you trouble me?'

'Human being of the worldly mind!' replied the Ghost, 'do y'all believe in me or not?'

'I do,' said Scrooge. 'I must. But why practice spirits walk the earth, and why do they come to me?'

'It is required of every human being,' the Ghost returned, 'that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellowmen, and travel far and broad; and if that spirit goes not along in life, it is condemned to do so after expiry. It is doomed to wander through the world — oh, woe is me! — and witness what it cannot share, but might have shared on earth, and turned to happiness!'

Again the spectre raised a cry, and shook its chain and wrung its shadowy hands.

'Y'all are fettered,' said Scrooge, trembling. 'Tell me why?'

'I wear the chain I forged in life,' replied the Ghost. 'I made it link past link, and yard by m; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore information technology. Is its pattern foreign to yous?'

Scrooge trembled more and more.

'Or would you know,' pursued the Ghost, 'the weight and length of the stiff roll you lot carry yourself? Information technology was full as heavy and as long as this, 7 Christmas Eves agone. You have laboured on it, since. It is a ponderous chain!'

Scrooge glanced about him on the floor, in the expectation of finding himself surrounded by some fifty or threescore fathoms of atomic number 26 cable: only he could run across nothing.

'Jacob,' he said, imploringly. 'Old Jacob Marley, tell me more. Speak comfort to me, Jacob!'

'I take none to give,' the Ghost replied. 'It comes from other regions, Ebenezer Scrooge, and is conveyed by other ministers, to other kinds of men. Nor can I tell you what I would. A very little more, is all permitted to me. I cannot residuum, I cannot stay, I cannot linger anywhere. My spirit never walked beyond our counting-business firm — mark me! — in life my spirit never roved beyond the narrow limits of our money-changing pigsty; and weary journeys lie before me!'

Information technology was a habit with Scrooge, whenever he became thoughtful, to put his hands in his breeches pockets. Pondering on what the Ghost had said, he did so now, simply without lifting up his optics, or getting off his knees.

'You must have been very wearisome nigh information technology, Jacob,' Scrooge observed, in a business-similar fashion, though with humility and deference.

'Boring!' the Ghost repeated.

'Seven years dead,' mused Scrooge. 'And travelling all the time!'

'The whole time,' said the Ghost. 'No residue, no peace. Incessant torture of remorse.'

'You travel fast?' said Scrooge.

'On the wings of the wind,' replied the Ghost.

'Y'all might have got over a cracking quantity of ground in vii years,' said Scrooge.

The Ghost, on hearing this, set upward another cry, and clanked its chain so hideously in the expressionless silence of the night, that the Ward would have been justified in indicting information technology for a nuisance.

'Oh! captive, leap, and double-ironed,' cried the phantom, 'not to know, that ages of incessant labour, past immortal creatures, for this earth must pass into eternity earlier the good of which it is susceptible is all developed. Not to know that any Christian spirit working kindly in its little sphere, whatsoever it may be, will observe its mortal life also short for its vast means of usefulness. Not to know that no space of regret can make amends for 1 life'south opportunity misused! Nevertheless such was I! Oh! such was I!'

'But y'all were always a adept man of business concern, Jacob,' faltered Scrooge, who at present began to employ this to himself.

'Business organization!' cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. 'Mankind was my business. The mutual welfare was my business; charity, mercy, abstinence, and benevolence, were, all, my business organisation. The dealings of my trade were simply a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!'

It held up its concatenation at arm's length, equally if that were the cause of all its unavailing grief, and flung it heavily upon the ground over again.

'At this time of the rolling year,' the spectre said 'I suffer about. Why did I walk through crowds of fellow- beings with my optics turned down, and never heighten them to that blessed Star which led the Wise Men to a poor domicile! Were there no poor homes to which its light would have conducted me!'

Scrooge was very much dismayed to hear the spectre going on at this rate, and began to quake exceedingly.

'Hear me!' cried the Ghost. 'My time is well-nigh gone.'

'I will,' said Scrooge. 'But don't exist hard upon me! Don't exist flowery, Jacob! Pray!' 'How information technology is that I appear before y'all in a shape that you can come across, I may not tell. I accept sat invisible beside you many and many a day.'

It was not an agreeable idea. Scrooge shivered, and wiped the perspiration from his brow.

'That is no light role of my penance,' pursued the Ghost. 'I am hither to-nighttime to warn y'all, that y'all have however a gamble and promise of escaping my fate. A chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer.'

'Y'all were ever a skilful friend to me,' said Scrooge. 'Give thanks 'ee!'

'You will be haunted,' resumed the Ghost, 'by Three Spirits.'

Scrooge'southward countenance roughshod almost as low as the Ghost's had done.

'Is that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob?' he demanded, in a faltering voice.

'It is.'

'I — I recollect I'd rather not,' said Scrooge.

'Without their visits,' said the Ghost, 'you cannot hope to shun the path I tread. Look the first tomorrow, when the bell tolls I.'

'Couldn't I take 'em all at once, and have information technology over, Jacob?' hinted Scrooge.

'Expect the 2nd on the adjacent night at the same hour. The tertiary upon the next dark when the last stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate. Look to run across me no more; and await that, for your own sake, y'all think what has passed betwixt us!'

When it had said these words, the spectre took its wrapper from the table, and bound information technology circular its head, as before. Scrooge knew this, by the smart sound its teeth fabricated, when the jaws were brought together by the bandage. He ventured to raise his optics once again, and establish his supernatural company confronting him in an erect attitude, with its chain wound over and about its arm.

The apparition walked backward from him; and at every step information technology took, the window raised itself a lilliputian, so that when the spectre reached information technology, it was broad open. It beckoned Scrooge to approach, which he did. When they were inside two paces of each other, Marley's Ghost held up its mitt, warning him to come no nearer. Scrooge stopped.

Not so much in obedience, every bit in surprise and fear: for on the raising of the hand, he became sensible of confused noises in the air; breathless sounds of lamentation and regret; wailings inexpressibly sorrowful and cocky-accusatory. The spectre, after listening for a moment, joined in the mournful dirge; and floated out upon the bleak, dark night.

Scrooge followed to the window: desperate in his curiosity. He looked out.

The air was filled with phantoms, wandering here and thither in restless haste, and moaning every bit they went. Every one of them wore bondage like Marley's Ghost; some few (they might be guilty governments) were linked together; none were free. Many had been personally known to Scrooge in their lives. He had been quite familiar with i erstwhile ghost, in a white waistcoat, with a monstrous iron safe attached to its talocrural joint, who cried piteously at being unable to assistance a wretched adult female with an infant, whom it saw beneath, upon a door-footstep. The misery with them all was, clearly, that they sought to interfere, for adept, in human matters, and had lost the power for e'er.

Whether these creatures faded into mist, or mist enshrouded them, he could not tell. But they and their spirit voices faded together; and the night became equally information technology had been when he walked abode.

Scrooge closed the window, and examined the door by which the Ghost had entered. It was double-locked, equally he had locked it with his own hands, and the bolts were undisturbed. He tried to say 'Humbug!' just stopped at the first syllable. And existence, from the emotion he had undergone, or the fatigues of the day, or his glimpse of the Invisible Globe, or the dull conversation of the Ghost, or the lateness of the hour, much in need of repose; went direct to bed, without undressing, and roughshod asleep upon the instant.

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